There are times in a mans life when he has to apologise. This is one of them.
As I am sure you are aware, the stock market has taken a huge plunge. There have been rumors that the Dow Jones may crash tomorrow.
It is all my fault.
I should have know that by abandoning my company to go on that stupid, stupid reality TV show I would cause the stock market to crash.
I apologise to all I have harmed as a result of my negligent actions. I only hope that you learn to forgive me.
Tags: Dow Jones, Fake, Liam Young, Oxyuk, Secret Diary, Stock Market
