Apologies

By fakeliam

There are times in a mans life when he has to apologise. This is one of them.

As I am sure you are aware, the stock market has taken a huge plunge. There have been rumors that the Dow Jones may crash tomorrow.

It is all my fault.

I should have know that by abandoning my company to go on that stupid, stupid reality TV show I would cause the stock market to crash.

I apologise to all I have harmedĀ  as a result of my negligent actions. I only hope that you learn to forgive me.

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