Ok, so get this. I was in the big brother house. I had just bought the country of Laos for just under £500, when Sir Alan Sugar burst through the door. He said something about me ‘ripping him off’. Anyway, I hacked into his MSN account and changed his username to
“Lolz0rez! I like gay pr0n”.
Aren’t I mature?
Anyway, I then got given a mensa award and the nobel prize and me, Jesus and Santa Claus popped out the sky and we had cheerios.
